Dojonitions

by Jim Sorrell
(Covington, Kentucky)

Q Who is the world's oldest karateka?
A Ma Gerry (Mae geri)

Q Who are Ma's brother and overweight sister?
A Yoshero (Ushiro) and Yoko Tubby Gerry (Yoko-tobi geri)

Q Where are their dojos?
A The Florida Keys: Key Ahgee and Key Cohmee (Keagi and Kekomi)

Q What does Ma do when her grandson Gary returns hot and sweaty from his karate training?
A Ma washes Gary (Mawashi-geri)

Q What do you call an uncle who is a karate instructor?
A Kin-sei (Kensei)

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What Does Kin-sei's Dog Drink
by: Master Allen Sarac

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