by Jim Sorrell
Q Who is the world's oldest karateka?
A Ma Gerry (Mae geri)
Q Who are Ma's brother and overweight sister?
A Yoshero (Ushiro) and Yoko Tubby Gerry (Yoko-tobi geri)
Q Where are their dojos?
A The Florida Keys: Key Ahgee and Key Cohmee (Keagi and Kekomi)
Q What does Ma do when her grandson Gary returns hot and sweaty from his karate training?
A Ma washes Gary (Mawashi-geri)
Q What do you call an uncle who is a karate instructor?
A Kin-sei (Kensei)