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The Black Belt Guard Dog

by Dick
(Cathedral City, CA)

Karate Dog

A big construction worker tells his wife to go buy a guard dog.

She calls the pet shop and the clerk tells her he has a dog available that knows karate.

She drives down to the store, the guy brings the dog out and says "karate the chair". The Dog goes ket ket ket and the chair falls apart.

She immediately buys the dog, takes him home and says "dog, karate the table". The dog goes ket ket ket, and the table falls apart.

Later that evening, her husband comes home from work and asks if she purchased a dog.

She says, "Yes, and the dog knows karate."

Her husband says "karate my rear"
ket ket ket.